Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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