Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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