you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The power of my boobs compel you
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
