you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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