So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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