Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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