My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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