Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
