i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Randomize
