either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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