I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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