Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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