I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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