did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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