Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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