Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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