Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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