Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
