so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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