Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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