you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The power of my boobs compel you
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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