There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize