I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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