i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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