I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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