let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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