I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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