He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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