I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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