A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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