At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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