i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it hurts more in the daytime
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You were trust falling into bushes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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