I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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