Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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