that's an acceptable place to lick
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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