I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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