I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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