Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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