She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Randomize