And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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