Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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