Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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