Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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