mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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