I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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