just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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