the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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