Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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