Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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