I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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