whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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