I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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