I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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