that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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