I hate all girls vehemently.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
