he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
