my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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